I was an intern journalist and copy editor at The Star-News and had a 4.0 GPA in English classes throughout school. Click here for samples.

I will make your news, opinion-editorial or blog copy clear, correct, concise, comprehensible and consistent. Basically, I’ll prevent your writing from seeming too brainy or stupid to be appreciated by the average reader.

You will receive complimentary editing of your first 100 words for free. I charge $10/ for every 200 words after that.

I accept Bitcoin (price above) & cash, but absolutely no PayPal or other non-cash scammer payment methods.

Please enter your document here, be sure to include your e-mail address, and click Submit.

When I get it, I will run a word count, then send you an invoice containing the price and number of words (minus the free 100), before editing. I will begin once I have received payment. In most cases, if your document is under 800 words and paid for before 5 p.m. Pacific, you should have it back before 8 p.m. Pacific the same day.

I look forward to taking your writing to The Butter Zone by making it the best it can be!